Dear Mosquitoes, We Need to Talk…✉️

Look, we’ve put up with a lot. The buzzing in our ears, the sneak attacks at dusk, the itchy bites that turn into a week-long struggle of willpower vs. scratching. But enough is enough.

This relationship? It’s toxic. And frankly, it’s all take and no give. You get free meals, endless vacation destinations, and a reputation as one of the deadliest creatures on the planet—while we get swollen welts, restless nights, and a constant battle with bug spray. It’s just not working.

And don’t even get me started on the diseases. Malaria? Dengue? Zika? You really outdid yourself there. If spreading sickness were a sport, you’d be world champions. But humans are fighting back—we’re dumping standing water, slathering on repellents, and refusing to be your dinner.

So here’s the deal: Either you change your ways, or this breakup is final. No more free rides. No more sneak attacks. No more mosquito world domination. We’re done.

Consider this letter our official parting gift as we wrap up Mosquito Awareness Week.

You've had your moment, but now it’s time for humans to reclaim the summer bite-free!

Sincerely,

Every Human Ever 🧍